A crazy gift from a dad to a daughter

What birthday gift do you get an 18-year-old with hoarder tendencies who has the most minimalist needs for physical objects?

A website, obviously.

What you choose to do with this is up to you. If you're not ready to put yourself out there for the world just yet, I totally understand. If you want to let this sit here idle for a while, it will not offend me in the slightest.

But know this: You are a wonderful, amazing, intelligent, talented, gorgeous, loving, lovable young woman. You make a huge difference to the people in your life and will do so for the people you haven't yet made part of your life. I am so proud to be your dad, and I can't wait to see what's next -- but I also don't want to rush past the moments here and now with you here at home.

Happiest of birthdays to you, meine liebste Tochter. I love you.

Tombstone Territorial Park, Yukon, Canada.